Behold puny mortals!!!
Gaze into the grim and unforgiving darkness that is Crom.
Fools!!! Your weak and fragile human frame cannot even venture a stime of the mighty god. Yea, the dark cloaked visage you see attached is but a mere working model of Crom from the upcoming LP4 video (yes, video!!) that will pay homage to the god from the mountain that lies in dark clouds and obscuring mists.
You ask us why Crom calls upon you?
Petulant mortals!!!! How dare you question the will of Crom?!!!!
Simply know this – This Saturday the Linus Pauling Quartet will be performing with Defending the Kingdom and Dead Mineral at Rudyard’s. Lo, for a sea of blood shall errupt onto the streets, blood sprung from the wells of awe inspiring solos and heavy riffs. Beer shall flow freely, Hell’s fury shall tremble, and ROCK shall ring with a furore and cry not seen since the ancients.
But take heed, there is yet another event foretold by Nereus and Proteus. Yea, for this Friday on KPFT‘s RadioActive (1pm – 3pm Central Time on 90.1fm) the vault will be opened. Two songs from the upcoming album, Bag of Hammers (coming early 2012 on Homeskool Record), shall be unleashed this once. Crom, has seen fit to allow you to preview these tracks on this date but take heed; this is a privileged peek into the pit that Crom bestowed upon you and one not to be taken lightly.
Should you have any questions for Crom, we shall take them with somber duty to Crom’s priests and return to you with his words.
The Linus Pauling Quartet
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