I’d like to thank the NRA’s Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre for calling out the true monster in the recent national tragedy: video games like Mortal Kombat!!!!
Yes, you heard him right Mortal Fucking Kombat! A game so old I was dropping quarters in it at the arcade on Guadalupe in Austin! Hell, we picked that game for our last song because the bonglords are ancient after all. But apparently our amusement with this old game has led to the horrible truth of our culpability in the media’s “race to the bottom” and we have to recognize that our song and video glorifying the game does nothing but “violate and offend every standard of civilized society.”
Therefore, in honor of the NRA and its umm…I dunno… whatever the fuck that was supposed to be?!! A news conference?!! … I bring you once again our video for “Assault on the Vault fo the Ancient Bonglords!” The LP4 bringing America down since 1994!
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